Available now on the App Store

Catch the promise.Dodge the nonsense.

Drag the basket. Catch bright, useful promises. Avoid broken ones. Then climb from community volunteer to the top of a wildly fictional career.

See how it plays

One thumbSimple drag control
15 ranksTwo career paths
27 promisesGood, bad & absurd

A cheerful fictional candidate at a small campaign stage

10 good catches
earns a promotion3 bad catches
ends the run

Catch clean water♥Dodge red tape✦Promote with style♥Keep your basket moving✦

The whole manifesto

Move. Catch. Get promoted.

No tutorial maze. No tiny buttons. The game makes sense before the first promise lands.

Drag the basket

Slide left and right with one thumb. A promise only counts when it drops through the opening.

Catch the good

Helpful promises fill the green promotion meter and build a score that travels with your campaign.

Dodge the bad

Broken promises fill the red meter. Three strikes and the campaign sinks—quite literally.

The promise desk

Good intentions.
Terrible paperwork.

Every falling promise keeps an instantly readable heart-or-bomb silhouette, with its own civic emblem inside. You know what to catch at a glance—and what to let splash into the river.

Worth catching+ points

Clean water

Community clinic

Public transport

Solar power

Best avoidedstrike

Potholes

Ghost project

Vanishing funds

A modest career plan

Start local.
Finish enormous.

Choose a Parliamentary or Presidential path. Both share the same quick arcade rules, while every promotion turns up the speed, spectacle, and absurdity.

Sunny neighborhood riverfront — Level 01Community Volunteer

Fictional city waterfront — Level 07Mayor

Fictional national capital — Level 15Prime Minister / President

Parliamentary

Volunteer → Councillor → Mayor → Minister → Prime Minister

Presidential

Volunteer → Councillor → Mayor → Governor → President

Wave 08

After career complete

One last, deeply questionable promotion.

Take your campaign score into Dictator mode: an endless, fictional bonus run where each wave gets faster, stranger, and much less forgiving.

∞ Endless waves with capped difficulty
10 Good catches advances the wave
3 Bad promises still end the run

Built for quick campaigns

Portrait play.
Pocket-sized chaos.

One-thumb control

Responsive drag input built around portrait iPhone play.

Play offline

Your campaign, settings, and Personal Best stay on your device.

No account needed

Open the game and start catching. No login desk in sight.

Sound optional

Every important game signal remains readable with audio off.

Your basket awaits